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Nom Nom Nom, I was dreaming of cotton candied cauliflower when rudely awakened by the door crashing open –

‘My Dear Fellow,’

my physician announced as he strode purposely into my bedchamber,

‘you really must desist from gnawing the lino and phone chargers – for not only are you incurring large repair bills but you are also endangering your skin!’

Alarmed I peered out from under my bedcovers and mumbled;

‘But I am King, and can do as I please!’

To which my physician replied, as he gingerly backed out of the room;

‘Tell that to Saint Peter when you arrive early at the pearly white gates, your stomach bloated and your fur all frizzy.’

Shamefaced I muttered something unrepeatable as I reached for my breakfast tray – a veritable smorgasbord of veggie delights with herbs, and a few ripe red flowers to add a little colour on a dreary morning.

As I ate, I made a mental note to withhold favour from my meddlesome medic. And to request that  ‘housekeeper’ arrange to keep the nuisance nibblies out of my reach – for I am weak willed and rather partial to plastic.

Breakfast finished, I turned over to continue to snooze but Queen Niddy had other ideas. Predictably, we ended up doing what bunnies are renown for and the day suddenly looked much brighter.

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Now, you might wonder why I share such intimate details of my life – and so I will explain: both diet and sex are important for a person to live a happy and healthy life and I have it from my mentor in the sky that God loves a fellow who enjoys his physical being and prowess and definately doesn’t frown upon ladies who likewise celebrate their womanhood.

I predict a few raised eyebrows for this shared truth, but truth it is, and so I command you, my subjects, to desist in judging those deemed licentious* and lighten up and make the most of your bodies for you are a long time dead in between reincarnations!

*I should caution that this applies to consenting adults only!

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When you see a street performer do you stop a while, enjoy the act, then toss a few coins into their hat by way of appreciation? If yes I invite you to think the same of my efforts here ~ for, whilst Royal, I have bills to pay and the hay man wants his dues this Friday!

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