Category: Bunicular Seriosa

When Rabbits Dream

when rabbits dream

When rabbits dream, they often frolic in sun kissed meadows with fair maidens but I, unlike most of my brethren, often astral travel to unseen and unimagined realms where the occupants are far more surprising and peculiar than best in class ‘weirdly shaped vegetables’ at the local country fair.

Many people dabble in divination, astral travel and psychic phenomena without realising the implications fully; for the esoteric is not a playground for one and all and can actually be a dangerous place for an unprotected, uninitiated soul.

When I astral travel these days I have the protection of my team in The Higher Angelic Realms who guard my small furry back with gusto. They do this for when my consciousness roams in The Universal Subconscious Mind there are energies resembling eagles, hawks and foxes which wish me harm. This is the same for all rabbits – and humans too.

Sometimes, whilst idly browsing the internet, I come across so called certified courses teaching people how to reach out across the realms and the fur bristles on my back. These otherworldly experiences are available to all but this is not the destiny of each and every one of us and as such courses like these are nonsense at best and blunny dangerous at worst!

Once when I went astral travelling things went decidedly wonky and I found myself in a dark place surrounded by malevolent beings who wished me harm and since this time I have had difficulties remembering my adventures. This, my angels tell me, is because I was so scared that I now prefer to forget all experiences in the astral planes – just in case! They also tell me that this is a shame for until I allow myself to remember my experiences, I cannot counsel my people fully on matters unknown.

You may be wondering why I am chuntering on here about all of this and it is to simply say:

Do not mess with things best left alone for if you are meant to know the esoteric the angels will surely make themselves known to you; just as they did me. And, if you have no psychic experiences, or interest in the likes, during your lifetime it is simply because you have other vegetables to steam!

Leave all this otherworldly malarkey to those it comes naturally to but listen carefully to the true teachers for they have much to say in the coming years which may well just save your skin!

King George

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Sometimes I am a Bit of a Blabber Mouth

sometimes I am a bit of a blabber mouth

Sometimes I am a bit of a blabber mouth and tell people things that would be better left unsaid. Just the other day my chops ran off without me and I ended up telling a secret which would have been best left buried in my burrow.

Oh boy – did I suffer the consequence of my errant indiscretion!

king george the oracle bunny

I was quietly sitting in my library perusing the pages of Rampant Rabbits when Lord Repeat-All came in and, before I knew what I was doing, I had told him about the time, when young, that I had lied to cook about stealing her pumpkin pie. This was an innocent enough tale recounted in jest but sadly it was repeated to cook who, now rather elderly, is grumpy and somewhat past her sell by date! That said, I indulge her for she makes the most magnificent meringues with raspberry leaf coulis and was always a cheery egg before she slid on a custard tart and slipped a disc.

Anyway, true to form, it would appear, Lord Repeat-All hopped by the palace kitchen and without malice shared my pernicious, pumpkin parlé with cook; for, that evening, instead of my favourite asparagus tips I was served an undignified mushy mound of over boiled, pungent sprouts which smelt like a garbage patch on an extremely hot day!

 

And so: I counsel you not to let your lips run away with you; for often tales told in confidence can land you in hot water or worse be used against you in spite.

We are each given two eyes, two ears and one mouth and would be wise to use them in that proportion. A silly fellow, with enormous auditory appendages, you would think that I would learn to heed my own advice for, my subjects, I truly do detest brussel sprouts – and felt liverish for a week after cook’s evil revenge!

sometimes I am a bit of a blabber mouth

 

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When You Lose a Friend

when you lose a friend

My dear fellow, and friend, Baron Boris passed to spirit this week and I am a sad King for, despite appearances, this was an esteemed soul who deserved better than he received. Boris was a dog and a loyal companion – with not a bad bone in his malodorous body. He was my friend and when you lose a friend you feel the loss sorely.

Boris resolutely refused to come into my Palace preferring to wander free as his spirit dictated but he was misunderstood and ostracised by the local people who preferred to beat him and chase him off their patch. To them he was just a nuisance street dog not worthy of their respect.

When I used to walk, Boris was often by my side and we would chat convivially. Dear Boris would come to me when beaten for solace and comfort but refused my offers to join my court.

This week he turned up with a leg seemingly broken and a swollen face. This was the third time in 5 months that he had limped to the Palace doors to be tended, after being needlessly abused, and I looked after him myself before retiring to call my physician.

It transpired that Boris had simply passed by to say farewell for he took himself off to quietly die.

My wonderful friend did not die of his injuries; rather he died of a broken spirit – for no sentient being deserves, or can withstand, unwarranted and continual abuse.

I have spoken to the angels who tell me he is safe with them now and I am happy for Baron Boris but sorrowful for myself; for no longer will I be greeted by this pure spirit as I go about my Kingly duties.

And now, to those that chose to abuse a soul as pure as mountain spring water: I will not condemn nor condone the perpetrators of this heinous crime for, although I am King, I am not God.  They will be dealt with upon returning to spirit as each and everyone of us is, whether we chose to believe this or not. When we die, we go through ‘transition’ whereby we are held to account for our life long doings; we are not judged but assessed and those that abuse, or have led less than auspicious lives, have karmic debts to pay.

And so, to finish I raise a glass of carrot juice to my dear friend, Baron Boris, and wish him well in the etheric fields.

bunnies love bananas

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The Enlightened Life

the enlightened life

I, King George, am like most of my bunny compatriots; long eared, twitchy nosed, partial to a fun-some binky and living the enlightened life!

Have you ever stopped and observed furry, feathered, scaly, shelled or chitin backed – winged delights and realised how simple their natural way of being, ‘lives’, actually are? The cow chews the cud languorously with no concept of time or deadline. The bee buzzes about its business and bunnies follow the natural rhythm of tide and moon. Things only got complicated when man, in his erroneous, arrogant wisdom decided to fix a system that was not broke!

It is very easy to take things for granted and forget to be grateful.

Please, don’t get me wrong for man is my most favourite, skin coated species; and I enjoy many of his peculiarities – including Netflix and popcorn on a wet Sunday afternoon! Yet I tell you, my subjects, to look towards nature and the animal kingdom if you wish to live a simpler life. For we ‘lesser creatures’ have much of value to share with those with a keen eye and sensibilities.

For instance: where or from whence do you think the fad of twerking originated and is it a coincidence that chickens come home to roost at dusk?

bunnies love bananas

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Nom Nom Nom

nom nom nom

Nom Nom Nom, I was dreaming of cotton candied cauliflower when rudely awakened by the door crashing open –

‘My Dear Fellow,’

my physician announced as he strode purposely into my bedchamber,

‘you really must desist from gnawing the lino and phone chargers – for not only are you incurring large repair bills but you are also endangering your skin!’

Alarmed I peered out from under my bedcovers and mumbled;

‘But I am King, and can do as I please!’

To which my physician replied, as he gingerly backed out of the room;

‘Tell that to Saint Peter when you arrive early at the pearly white gates, your stomach bloated and your fur all frizzy.’

Shamefaced I muttered something unrepeatable as I reached for my breakfast tray – a veritable smorgasbord of veggie delights with herbs, and a few ripe red flowers to add a little colour on a dreary morning.

As I ate, I made a mental note to withhold favour from my meddlesome medic. And to request that  ‘housekeeper’ arrange to keep the nuisance nibblies out of my reach – for I am weak willed and rather partial to plastic.

Breakfast finished, I turned over to continue to snooze but Queen Niddy had other ideas. Predictably, we ended up doing what bunnies are renown for and the day suddenly looked much brighter.

nom nom nom

Now, you might wonder why I share such intimate details of my life – and so I will explain: both diet and sex are important for a person to live a happy and healthy life and I have it from my mentor in the sky that God loves a fellow who enjoys his physical being and prowess and definately doesn’t frown upon ladies who likewise celebrate their womanhood.

I predict a few raised eyebrows for this shared truth, but truth it is, and so I command you, my subjects, to desist in judging those deemed licentious* and lighten up and make the most of your bodies for you are a long time dead in between reincarnations!

*I should caution that this applies to consenting adults only!

bunnies love bananas

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Kick the Poop to Touch

Kick the poop to touch

There are several things about rabbits that many folks are unaware of. Most perceive us to be pliable, cute little floofers and would be surprised to hear that we are headstrong, stubborn and prone to bear a grudge. We are slow to kick the poop to touch! I, myself have a kingly penchant for holding on to slights as if they were a juicy raspberry to return to, and savour, time and time again! My personal adviser often advises me on the art of letting go and is dismayed that, despite the size of my auditory apparatus, I do not listen!

mustn't grumble

It can be all too easy to forget to be grateful… #gratitude #enlightenedliving

Just recently one of my Lords was rude to me and told me that my tail was inordinately long and actually an anomaly in the world of the Standard European Lepus. I swiftly rebuked him for his insolence but have since dwelt on his words; turning this way and that straining over my shoulder to see, in my mirror, if he is right.

Finding myself obsessed with his insult I eventually asked Queen Niddy;

‘Does my tail look big in this?!’

To which she harshly replied;

‘George, for goodness sake you are King and pay a princely sum to have a personal adviser who councils you to let go of things that do not serve your best interests. Lord Not-So-Kind is known for his nastiness and is jealous of your status and fine coat. He was simply being spiteful with his remark. Please, listen to me – even if you refuse to listen to your coach: let it go George and move on to more flowery fields for your tail is perfect just the way it is!’

Embarrassed, I now share my folly with you as a cautionary tale for, in life, there are many who wish to undermine and be mean to others. So, my people, we must not take to heart their nastiness which is designed to diminish our light. Rather we must confound them with our good grace and resilience and view them as little more than a pesky stinkbug on a hot day!

bunnies love bananas

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Bunnies Love Bananas

bunnies love bananas

Bunnies love Bananas is an amusing phrase that conjures up magical images of one slipping on a discarded peel and landing, softly, on their tail! It is also a quirky little alliteration which gives I, King George The Oracle Bunny, the opportunity to recount a story about this exotic fruit.

Are you sitting reasonably comfy? Then I will begin:

Many years ago, there was an explorer bunny called Sir Walter Rabbit and on the command of his Queen he travelled the globe, which by the way is round not flat as some eejits would have you believe, conquering faraway lands. When he and his men landed on foreign shores’ they arrogantly assumed superiority over the native peoples and treated them, and their homes, with utter disrespect. They pillaged and plundered and took what they desired without a care for the indigenous folks. They then sailed home triumphant with their ships full of stolen goods and waltzed into court where they were feted as heroes. And yet, the truth is that they were little more than dirty criminals.

As time passed legions of holy men hopped on board the ships bound for these conquered colonies hellbent on selling the primitive heathen people foreign religion which was conceived to control and subjugate all common men. Those that refused to cow to the Christian word were summarily despatched to their maker; and so, people cowed to the might of the sword.

Over the years the indigenous folks assimilated into hybrid cultures which emulated their masters and true spiritual belief was lost to the world at large. That is until today when, like the revealing of a banana, there is a mass awakening of my people who, having their eyes peeled, realise that they have, and continue to be manipulated by an elite, that cares not one jot for their wellbeing. Bananas, as tulip bulbs were in the 1600’s to the Dutch people, are currency and King of the elite who keep knowledge to themselves and profligate lies as truth corrupting medicine, education, commerce, banking and all manner of other essential delights.

As your King I have to tread a very fine line, and balance my duties to my Lords, Ladies and people equally. And so, I recently struck a bargain with our maker to shine light on all wrongdoing, both historical and current, in return for an endless supply of bananas. For, on Sunday afternoons, I invite less fortunate souls to my Palace for cucumber sandwiches, banana cake and a rather splendid cup of Lapsang souchong tea!

bunnies love bananas

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Bunny Balls to Gender

bunny balls to gender

The other day I was chillaxing with my better half, Queen Niddy – the white Queen, when we started to argue about which gender, male or female, was of greater importance. My wife in her queenly wisdom told me to shut up when I refused to allow her to speak, for I was hogging the conversation and busily pontificating on the superiority of the male sex. Finally, disgusted with my show of male chauvinism, she thumped her feet, turned and huffily hopped off countering – ‘Bunny balls to gender!’ And I was left alone in my throne room to ponder on my foolishness for, of course, I was wrong!

In my court there is a wise magician whom we call ‘The Man Who Can’ – for he has ancient knowledge and power beyond most mortals. His real name is Nicholas. I have often sat with him, since our chance meeting in the Beech woods on the furthest reaches of my realm, and discussed things of an esoteric nature. It was he who first introduced me to the magical world of alchemy and hermeticism and opened my eyes to truths that most men have long forgotten. Nicholas is an adept: which is to say that he has mastered the 7 Universal Laws of the Universe and is able to transmute energy; he is a true wizard and a welcome addition to my court.

One of the 7 Universal Laws of the Universe is called The Law of Gender and this law quite clearly states that each and every creation is a harmonious blend of both male and female energies – which is to say that to be complete and grounded any, and all, must embrace and fully encompass and express both gender aspects within their being. That is not to say that I must bonk Queen Niddy continuously, like a randy rabbit fixated on expressing my masculinity through carnal relations. No! Rather, I must acknowledge my maleness whilst consciously balancing it with my femaleness. To be a true man one must be in tune with their feminine and to be a true female one must be in tune with their masculine for without both attributes in balance one becomes unbalanced – either too bunny-bonkers aggressive, or too fluffy-bunny soft and candy floss saccharine!

That night, shamefaced – my tail between my legs, I tippy-toed into our bed chamber to find my dear Knitty Niddy sitting up in bed conjuring up some woolly purple bed socks for me! She looked up from her needles, and simply said;

‘George you are fortunate that I am able to express both my female and maleness equally for if not you would have cold feet at night and no one to help you rule the unruly who strive to stir trouble daily. Really dear heart you simply must get The Man Who Can to explain to you again The Law of Gender – or read this HERE,’

she finished, as she handed me her tablet from the bedside table.

queen nidddy

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The Beauty of Friends

the beauty of friends

Here at my court I am surrounded by beautiful people who fawn and lick around me for favour and I am disgusted by this for when I was little, a weak wee Princeling, no one wanted to know me. The true beauty of friends is not how they look but how they act and my Lords and Ladies are on balance a shallow, self-serving bunch who think I do not see them for who they truly are!

king george and jess

I have a tale to tell about this very thing and, whilst it is hearsay, I know that it is rooted in truth:

Once Upon A Time there was a little girl who knew she was destined for greatness but, at every twist and turn, bad people undermined her and kept her small. Most people would have given up on their dreams of making a difference in the world but this little girl, who grew into a young woman and then a wise crone, still held on to her belief that she had a grand purpose and ambitions to fulfil.

And she was right for she had been sent as a messenger from The Higher Angelic Realms to help people wake up in troubled times and encourage them to break free of all societal chains and live their lives on their own unique terms.

She always knew that she was to be an artist of note, and had an inkling that she was to write a book or two, but she had no idea whatsoever of the scope of her work.

One day she was greeted by a small spirit child who foretold of her greatness and encouraged her to continue, unrewarded and unrecognised, with her work. And, so she did; building solid foundations for a future she could now sense was edging ever closer. Yet still the people ignored her and many undermined her efforts through jealousy and ignorance until one fine day she had an epiphany.

She realised that she had allowed others judgements upon her to keep her in the shadows and so vowed to herself never to listen to so called friends and family who did not value her or her work ever again. With this promise to herself things slowly changed and she became inspired and shone so bright that the people could no longer ignore her!

Quite suddenly friends crawled out of the woodwork wishing to share in her hard won fortune, but the now old crone was not stupid and simply said;

‘The beauty of friends is not to be underestimated but those that are fair weather are ugly and no longer worth my time.’

And with that utterance came great power and greatness!

My story is a common one and it is often my most troubled, maligned subjects who have the most to offer to our troubled world – and so I end today with these words which I hope to inspire you with:

‘Friends are precious but not worth a jot if judgemental and non-supportive of who you really are. You are better off alone than to be surrounded by doubters, haters and users!’

the beauty of friends

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No One Likes a Know-all

no one like a know all

Have you ever interacted with someone who thinks they know everything whilst in truth they know very little!? No one likes a know-all and yet most indulge them, whereas it would simply be kinder to let them know that they are a know-all and that they would be better served by zipping the lips and listening up!

My own Uncle Charlie used to be a know-all until I cautioned him about his folly several years back.

We were having a royal barbeque in the palace grounds with carrot cutlets and radish relish, and Uncle was living up to his name and being a right Charlie – pontificating on the price of carrots whilst knowing nothing of which he spoke. My guests were politely indulging his nonsense when he ended, with a flourish, by saying;

‘And so, dear ones, you see a carrot is like gold for men who till the land!’

uncle charlie

 

Well I had had enough and decided to intervene. So, cool as a cucumber, one of my favourite snacks, I interceded with;

‘Uncle Charlie, why do you insist upon holding court at my court upon things you know so little about? You are a blessed buffoon who has never worked a day in your life and know nothing of the fields except for frolicking and snoozing in the sunshine. Let me tell you Uncle, a poor man does not see a carrot as gold but as a humble carrot that has taken months to cultivate and will be crunched up and gone within minutes. If this man thought upon his humble veggie as gold he would starve as you would do too, if not for the good grace of this court and my people – for do you not yourself hoard gold under your mattress?’

Shocked my Lords and Ladies gasped for not only was Charlie a right Charlie he was also a miser who claimed poverty and scrounged off of all and sundry!

And so, you may wonder why I air my family’s dirty laundry thus – and it is to simply say:

‘There is no fool greater than the fool that thinks he knows all!’

uncle charlie

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